One of these Days:

One of these days:
the Statue of Liberty will be considered mean and not Politically Correct because not everybody has the Freedoms we enjoy.

One of these days:
MLK will be a democrat

One of these days:
waiting for a bus will be a crime

One of these days:
Sports scores will be eliminated from the game

One of these days:
There will be a netting around the baseball field

One of these days:
Cable TV will be free for Welfare recipients.

One of these days:
Marijuana will be legal and cigarettes will be banned.

One of these days:
Gasoline will be paid for by a food stamp card.

One of these days:
Minimum wage will be the normal wage for most Americans.

One of these days:
Cookies will be rationed by the Federal Government.

One of these days:
Free Speech will be gone.

One of these days:
Anything with the word "God" Will be banned

One of these days:
Snow skiing will be highly taxed for its hazards to Health.

One of these days:
There will be Laws written and passed to "advise" people what they can and cannot do to protect their health.

One of these days:
The Confederate Flag will be banned.

One of these days:
An illegal alien will be elected President.

One of these days:
The Government will tell us how far, from work, we can live.

One of these days:
The US Government will be broke .

...and that day may be Today.

Jeff in Sa-ra-so-ta!